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Dear SmutSwap Author,

Thank you for writing for me! I hope you have fun with this assignment, and have a great swap. Below are some general story likes, my DNWs, and some catch-all smut likes, in case you want them. Feel free to use kinks adjacent or complimentary to the ones I prompted, too- as long as they don't hit my DNWs, I'm sure I'll love what you write. I'm down with dark fic or sweet fic or crack or anything in-between.

General story likes: monsters; magical realism; larger-than-life characters/scenarios; canon-divergent AUs; non-mundane AUs; future-fic; adventure; character studies; need vs want vs have; missing scenes; ethical dilemmas; friendship; found/made family; competence; cooking; dream sequences (that aren’t the entire fic); banter; fight sequences; introspection; worldbuilding; time travel/time loops; loyalty (to people or to causes); casefic; psychological horror; pining; characters making bad choices for the right reasons (or good choices for the wrong ones)

DNW: Pregnancy or anything pregnancy related; body horror or body modification beyond canon-levels; A/B/O; incest; major character death (permanent); infidelity/cheating as a focus or plot point; medical kink (including enemas); underage (15 and under); ageplay or daddy kink; double penetration in one hole; hopeless endings; mundane AUs; issuefic; watersports/scat; cannibalism focusing on meal prep

Extra smut likes: X made them do it; sex pollen; fake/pretend relationship; first time; hand & finger kink; fingerfucking/sucking; awkward sex; banter as foreplay/in bed; laughter during sex; making out; teasing; desperate arousal/sex; coming untouched; edging; overstimulation; neediness; loyalty kink; competence kink; loyalty kink; kneeling; masturbation; sexual fantasy; hair kink; thigh kink; intercrural; oral; frottage; dry humping; handjobs; porn with feelings; character study through porn; body worship; clothes pulled out of the way; fuck or die; inappropriately timed emotional conversations; lap sex; manhandling; orgasm delay/denial; pinned by the wrists; spanking; talked to orgasm; trust kink; wet dreams

Always Crashing in the Same Car
James Booth/Bill Mackinnon
Kinks: Verbal humiliation; classical conditioning; unwelcome arousal; shame in sexual desires; sex as an assertion of dominance; punishment; power dynamics; orgasm delay/denial; mind games; masturbation; forced to crawl

Recycling from last year's letter:
I love this short, with Jim's panic and desperation and Bill's almost unsettling calm. How many other panicked calls in the middle of the night have there been, and what has Bill made Jim do in exchange for having everything taken care of? Does he keep holding the tapes over Jim's head?

For this pairing I'd love to see Bill calmly manipulating the hell out of Jim, and Jim shamefully coming to like it. I like the idea of Bill using Jim to get himself off, and not bothering to see if Jim comes, but I also like the idea of Bill making sure Jim gets off to something humiliating and appearing completely unaffected, as a power thing.

I saw classical conditioning, and I thought it could be really interesting if Bill subtly conditions Jim and then uses that to his advantage in the workplace.

I don't have anything more specific- mostly what I'm looking for is Bill having the upper hand and Jim being into it and ashamed.

Killjoys
D'avin Jaqobi/Fancy Lee
Kinks: Accidental stimulation; bruises; character hits head and wakes up in porn movie version of their life; competitiveness in bed; dubious consent; experimental substance has weird sexual side effects; fighting as foreplay; hair kink; in captivity together; magical healing cock; overstimulation

If you check out any of my past letters, you will note that I am very keen on D'avin somehow deHullenizing Fancy with his magical anti-Green dick. So that's a prompt- it can be fucked up or cracky or however you want to spin it. I think there's a lot of room to explore, there!

Another potential option is a canon-divergent RED-17 fic, where Fancy is a 6 and D'avin is a lab-rat clinging on to someone familiar, and weird fucked up sex occurs. If this is a route that speaks to you, feel free to up the body horror aspect, but I would prefer there be no permanent body modification, as that's a hard DNW.

Something taking place in the Lady's AU, or something going wrong (or right?) on a case, or a series of escalating dares/bets are all also good options! If we match on/you go with "character hits their head and wakes up in a porn movie version of their life" I am A-OK with it being either Fancy or D'avin, and for other ships to be present, as long as D'avin/Fancy is the focus. I am very excited about the possibility of anything with them boning down- fake relationship? Evil space pirates made them do it? The dude you're fighting looked at your boner and now you are legally obliged to have sex? Sparring gets sexier and sweatier than usual? Go wild. Live your dream.

Farscape
Meeklo Braca/Scorpius
Kinks: Alien biology; biting; breathplay; clothed sex; competence kink; discipline; eager submission; kneeling; loyalty kink; praise kink; shame in sexual desires; taking orders; trust kink; voyeur gives directions

I've loved Braca/Scorpius for years, and I was so excited to see them nominated this round. Braca's devotion to Scorpius and desire to please and be a perfect soldier is a joy to watch, and Scorpius' machinations and ruthlessness are just beautiful.

I'd definitely be interested in seeing Braca come to terms with the fact he has the hots for his boss- his half-Scarran boss. Peacekeepers place so much value on "purity", and Braca is such a tryhard, that it can't have been a simple thing. Scorpius noticing how well Braca takes praise and deciding to take advantage of that would also be great, especially if it evolves into the genuine trust they have later in the series.

Of course, something that takes place during their weird roleswap, when Braca kept Scorpius on a leash, would also be fun, as would anything leaning into their dynamic. I'd prefer if the fact Scorpius' suit is necessary for temperature control wasn't handwaved for full nudity purposes, but removable codpieces are A+.


Lion in Winter
Geoffrey Plantagenet/Philip II of France (Lion in Winter)
Kinks: Dominance struggle; Emotional manipulation; facial shaving; Sharing a bed; Intercrural; Power play; Seduction; Bathing/Washing; secret relationship; unexpected feelings

Geoffrey was my favorite character in the movie, and young Timothy Dalton was a huge babe, and history said they were pretty close for a while, so, naturally, I ship it. Geoffrey trying to manipulate everyone in sight and Phillip not doing a bad job of it himself makes for interesting possibilities.

For this, I was thinking of Geoffrey and Phillip falling into a sexual relationship based off trying to manipulate each other, and then getting thwacked by unexpected feelings. I'm interested in calculated decisions and references to Geoffrey paying homage to Phillip and them sharing a bed. Mentions of past Richard/Phillip are absolutely fine, I just want the focus on Geoffrey/Phillip.

I'd be especially into non-penetrative sex for this ship, considering historical hangups, but the dynamic is the most important thing.

The Winternight Trilogy
Medved/Konstantin Nikonovich
Kinks: Blood magic; claiming bites; dream sex; hand & finger kink; heresy/sacrilege kink; intentional magic during sex; seduction; shame in sexual desires; warped shows of affection

I did not expect to ship Konstantin with anyone, but then I read Winter of the Witch and here we are. I'm really interested in Konstantin turning his back on God and embracing Medved's offer of power, and Medved's fascination with Konstantin's paintings. They're both unpleasant people who are bad for each other, and I am very into that.

I'd love to read anything about Medved seducing Konstantin, either before or after they make their deal, or to take Konstantin's mind off Vasya. I'd also love to read about Konstantin coming on to Medved as a sort of "Well, if I'm going to turn my back on God, might as well really go for it". Anything about the new religion vs the old would be wonderful.


Thanks for writing, and I hope you have fun!