SmutSwap 2017
Feb. 18th, 2017 01:23 pmDear SmutSwap Author
Thanks for writing for me! Below my general likes and DNWs, and then fandom-specific prompts and ideas. For this, I just put down a few things I really want to see, but I'm also completely down with kinks adjacent or complimentary to the ones I listed. As long as it doesn't hit my DNWs, I'll probably love it.
General likes: hands; people bad at understanding emotions; bad choices made for good reasons; loyalty; first times; intimacy; sensory details (esp smell and touch); canon-divergence; future fic; nonpenetrative sex (especially intercrural and oral); messy sex; awkward sex where the parties are into it but also not necessarily great at whatever they're doing; sweat
DNW: A/B/O or biological imperative; anything pregnancy or belly related; body modification; double penetration in one hole; medical kink (including catheters and enemas); watersports and adjacent kinks; ageplay; incest (including daddy/mommy kink)
Always Crashing in the Same Car
Bill Mackinnon/James Booth (Always Crashing in the Same Car)
Kinks: Sex as an assertion of dominance; Blackmail/Sexual Coercion; Unwelcome arousal; Verbal Humiliation; Shame; Classical Conditioning; Involuntary/Uncontrollable Ejaculation
I love this short, with James' panic and desperation and Bill's almost unsettling calm. How many other panicked calls in the middle of the night have there been, and what has Bill made James do in exchange for having everything taken care of? Does he keep holding the tapes over James' head?
For this pairing I'd love to see Bill calmly manipulating the hell out of James, and James shamefully coming to like it. I like the idea of Bill using James to get himself off, and not bothering to see if James comes, but I also like the idea of Bill making sure James gets off to something humiliating and appearing completely unaffected, as a power thing.
I saw classical conditioning, and I thought it could be really interesting if Bill subtly conditions James and then uses that to his advantage in the workplace.
I don't have anything more specific- mostly what I'm looking for is Bill having the upper hand and James being into it and ashamed.
(link to watch it is here)
Lion in Winter
Geoffrey Plantagenet/Philip II of France (Lion in Winter)
Kinks: Sharing a bed; Intercrural; Power Dynamics; Seduction; Bathing/Washing; Character study through porn
Geoffrey was my favorite character in the movie, and young Timothy Dalton was a huge babe, and history said they were pretty close for a while, so, naturally, I ship it. Geoffrey trying to manipulate everyone in sight and Phillip not doing a bad job of it himself makes for interesting possibilities.
For this, I was thinking of Geoffrey and Phillip falling into a sexual relationship based off trying to manipulate each other, and then getting thwacked by unexpected feelings. I'm interested in calculated decisions and references to Geoffrey paying homage to Phillip and them sharing a bed. Mentions of past Richard/Phillip are absolutely fine, I just want the focus on Geoffrey/Phillip.
I'd be especially into intercrural for this ship, considering historical hangups, but the dynamic is the most important thing.
Star Trek: TOS
Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Mirror Leonard McCoy/Mirror Spock (TOS); Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Mirror Spock (TOS); Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock (TOS); Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock/Mirror Spock (TOS)
Kinks: Hand and finger kink; Overstimulation; Sex Pollen; Consent Issues; Antagonism leads to sex; Arguing during sex; Marking
Spock/McCoy is my big Star Trek ship. I love them sniping at each other while secretly respecting one another. It's good stuff.
Please feel free to make this weird. It's Star Trek, after all. Fucked up identity issues with the Mirrorverse, mind melds, bitching about things that don't even matter, 'whoops this away mission has become unexpectedly sexy.' Whatever! Make it dark, make it fun, make Bones put Spock's fist in his mouth.
I'd prefer no Ponn Farr for this.
The Flash
Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison Wells (The Flash); Cisco Ramon/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne (The Flash); Cisco Ramon/Wally West (The Flash)
Kinks: For Science!; Overstimulation; Superpower Sex; Multiple orgasms; Awkward flirting; First times; Hair Kink; Sex Pollen; Praise Kink; Dubious consent due to identity issues
Cisco is my favorite character on The Flash, and I want to see him get laid.
For Cisco/Wells (Earth-2 or Eowells), I'm very interested in Wells finding himself charmed by Cisco, despite no desire to get attached. Trying to seduce him, badly or well, or realizing that Cisco's been trying to seduce them for a while. Praising Cisco. For Eowells, dark uncercurrents are more than welcome.
For Cisco/Wally I am into ridiculous hyperactive superpower sex. Finding out all the cool things superspeed and vibing can do. Testing stamina. Late night engineering projects turn into crushes turn into banging in the lab.
Sex pollen/a meta with sex pollenesque powers welcome for any pairing here.
Haven
Duke Crocker/Audrey Parker/Nathan Wuornos (Haven)
Kinks: Overstimulation; Facesitting; Sensation Play; Something Made Them Do It; Banter while in bed; First Time; Awkward Flirting, Pining
One of my biggest OT3s, and I'm still pissed about the ending, so anything that changes or flat-out ignores it would be great. Can take place in a canon-divergent future or during the course of the show. I'd love it if you can somehow work in the fact that Nathan has zero game.
I'd love to see something about the three of them getting their act together, realizing that they care for the other two, and trying to feel the other two out about a threeway relationship. Audrey/Nathan was obviously canon, so if you want to write them as an established couple looking to bring in Duke, that's fine, or if you want to set it before they got together or something different, that's also fine.
A Trouble making them do it, whether due to proximity or because they all have feelings for each other, would also be great. With proximity, there's lots of room for angst about taking advantage or 'it was just because we were close, they don't actually want me.' Can also be good if the Trouble allows Nathan to feel again, and finds it overwhelming, but if you want to write a threesome where he can only feel Audrey and make Duke feel some kinda way about it, that would also be interesting.
Established or first time sex where Nathan can feel and Duke and Audrey utterly wreck him, while at the same time making absolutely sure to get themselves/each other off until they're all exhausted, would also be great.
DC Comics
Michael Carter/Ted Kord (DCU Comics)
Kinks: Laughter during sex; Body worship; Lap sex; Intercrural; Awkward Flirting; Pining; First Time; Sex pollen; Exhibitionism; Fake/Pretend Relationships
Booster/Beetle is one of my longest-lived OTPs. They have goofy senses of humor and care about each other deeply, even if they don't always get on. Ted has the worst fashion sense known to mankind and is kind of neurotic. Booster loves money and attention and may or may not have married a woman three times his age for her money.
For this, I'm not going to lie, I am incredibly easy to please. The two of them back in the JLI days dancing around each other and then finally having ridiculous sex! Years of pining, finally culminating in them getting together! A friends with benefits situation leading to something more romantic! Time travel shenanigans! Sex pollen causing angst and/or feelings resolution! Make up sex after one of their many fights! 'For whatever completely ridiculous reason, we must pretend to be a couple!'
I love 'oh no he's hot' moments, on both sides. I love terrible innuendo that may or may not fly over the other's head. I love Booster completely making shit up about the future. If you have a cheesy or cliche idea, I am into it.
Gladiator- Dami Im (Music Video)
Princess/White Warrior (Gladiator - Dani Im)
Kinks: Cunnilingus; Bathing/Washing; Body Worship; Sex after Fighting/Battle; Sex for Warmth; First Time; Experienced/Inexperienced
I love this music video. It's a fun song and the costumes are great and it's a neat little story. Now that the medallion has been made whole again, what happens now?
I'd be interested in first times- especially if the princess, locked in her prison, doesn't really know what to do, and so the Warrior has to show her. Or, conversely, the princess knowing exactly what to do, because being locked in a room for so long means that she's had plenty of time to explore while the Warrior has been learning how to fight.
I love the gentle intimacy of bathing together or washing each other. If they're still fighting, because just rejoining the medallion wasn't enough, does the princess learn how to fight, leading to sexually charged lessons? Does the rush after a battle lead to sex? While they travel to...wherever, does it get cold, leading to them sharing a bedroll/blanket and then having sex? After all, a warrior can't be losing her fingers to frostbite, and the crotch is one of the warmest places to put your hands.
Seeing as how the Princess and the Warrior are both played by Dami Im, if you want to make something of them looking alike, I am all for it, so long as it doesn't edge into incest territory. Narcissism, weird fate magic, etc, all good though.
If you want to add a layer of fealty/loyalty to the mix, I would be 100% down with that.
(link to watch it here)
Thanks for writing for me! Below my general likes and DNWs, and then fandom-specific prompts and ideas. For this, I just put down a few things I really want to see, but I'm also completely down with kinks adjacent or complimentary to the ones I listed. As long as it doesn't hit my DNWs, I'll probably love it.
General likes: hands; people bad at understanding emotions; bad choices made for good reasons; loyalty; first times; intimacy; sensory details (esp smell and touch); canon-divergence; future fic; nonpenetrative sex (especially intercrural and oral); messy sex; awkward sex where the parties are into it but also not necessarily great at whatever they're doing; sweat
DNW: A/B/O or biological imperative; anything pregnancy or belly related; body modification; double penetration in one hole; medical kink (including catheters and enemas); watersports and adjacent kinks; ageplay; incest (including daddy/mommy kink)
Always Crashing in the Same Car
Bill Mackinnon/James Booth (Always Crashing in the Same Car)
Kinks: Sex as an assertion of dominance; Blackmail/Sexual Coercion; Unwelcome arousal; Verbal Humiliation; Shame; Classical Conditioning; Involuntary/Uncontrollable Ejaculation
I love this short, with James' panic and desperation and Bill's almost unsettling calm. How many other panicked calls in the middle of the night have there been, and what has Bill made James do in exchange for having everything taken care of? Does he keep holding the tapes over James' head?
For this pairing I'd love to see Bill calmly manipulating the hell out of James, and James shamefully coming to like it. I like the idea of Bill using James to get himself off, and not bothering to see if James comes, but I also like the idea of Bill making sure James gets off to something humiliating and appearing completely unaffected, as a power thing.
I saw classical conditioning, and I thought it could be really interesting if Bill subtly conditions James and then uses that to his advantage in the workplace.
I don't have anything more specific- mostly what I'm looking for is Bill having the upper hand and James being into it and ashamed.
(link to watch it is here)
Lion in Winter
Geoffrey Plantagenet/Philip II of France (Lion in Winter)
Kinks: Sharing a bed; Intercrural; Power Dynamics; Seduction; Bathing/Washing; Character study through porn
Geoffrey was my favorite character in the movie, and young Timothy Dalton was a huge babe, and history said they were pretty close for a while, so, naturally, I ship it. Geoffrey trying to manipulate everyone in sight and Phillip not doing a bad job of it himself makes for interesting possibilities.
For this, I was thinking of Geoffrey and Phillip falling into a sexual relationship based off trying to manipulate each other, and then getting thwacked by unexpected feelings. I'm interested in calculated decisions and references to Geoffrey paying homage to Phillip and them sharing a bed. Mentions of past Richard/Phillip are absolutely fine, I just want the focus on Geoffrey/Phillip.
I'd be especially into intercrural for this ship, considering historical hangups, but the dynamic is the most important thing.
Star Trek: TOS
Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Mirror Leonard McCoy/Mirror Spock (TOS); Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Mirror Spock (TOS); Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock (TOS); Leonard "Bones" McCoy/Spock/Mirror Spock (TOS)
Kinks: Hand and finger kink; Overstimulation; Sex Pollen; Consent Issues; Antagonism leads to sex; Arguing during sex; Marking
Spock/McCoy is my big Star Trek ship. I love them sniping at each other while secretly respecting one another. It's good stuff.
Please feel free to make this weird. It's Star Trek, after all. Fucked up identity issues with the Mirrorverse, mind melds, bitching about things that don't even matter, 'whoops this away mission has become unexpectedly sexy.' Whatever! Make it dark, make it fun, make Bones put Spock's fist in his mouth.
I'd prefer no Ponn Farr for this.
The Flash
Cisco Ramon/Earth-2 Harrison Wells (The Flash); Cisco Ramon/Harrison Wells | Eobard Thawne (The Flash); Cisco Ramon/Wally West (The Flash)
Kinks: For Science!; Overstimulation; Superpower Sex; Multiple orgasms; Awkward flirting; First times; Hair Kink; Sex Pollen; Praise Kink; Dubious consent due to identity issues
Cisco is my favorite character on The Flash, and I want to see him get laid.
For Cisco/Wells (Earth-2 or Eowells), I'm very interested in Wells finding himself charmed by Cisco, despite no desire to get attached. Trying to seduce him, badly or well, or realizing that Cisco's been trying to seduce them for a while. Praising Cisco. For Eowells, dark uncercurrents are more than welcome.
For Cisco/Wally I am into ridiculous hyperactive superpower sex. Finding out all the cool things superspeed and vibing can do. Testing stamina. Late night engineering projects turn into crushes turn into banging in the lab.
Sex pollen/a meta with sex pollenesque powers welcome for any pairing here.
Haven
Duke Crocker/Audrey Parker/Nathan Wuornos (Haven)
Kinks: Overstimulation; Facesitting; Sensation Play; Something Made Them Do It; Banter while in bed; First Time; Awkward Flirting, Pining
One of my biggest OT3s, and I'm still pissed about the ending, so anything that changes or flat-out ignores it would be great. Can take place in a canon-divergent future or during the course of the show. I'd love it if you can somehow work in the fact that Nathan has zero game.
I'd love to see something about the three of them getting their act together, realizing that they care for the other two, and trying to feel the other two out about a threeway relationship. Audrey/Nathan was obviously canon, so if you want to write them as an established couple looking to bring in Duke, that's fine, or if you want to set it before they got together or something different, that's also fine.
A Trouble making them do it, whether due to proximity or because they all have feelings for each other, would also be great. With proximity, there's lots of room for angst about taking advantage or 'it was just because we were close, they don't actually want me.' Can also be good if the Trouble allows Nathan to feel again, and finds it overwhelming, but if you want to write a threesome where he can only feel Audrey and make Duke feel some kinda way about it, that would also be interesting.
Established or first time sex where Nathan can feel and Duke and Audrey utterly wreck him, while at the same time making absolutely sure to get themselves/each other off until they're all exhausted, would also be great.
DC Comics
Michael Carter/Ted Kord (DCU Comics)
Kinks: Laughter during sex; Body worship; Lap sex; Intercrural; Awkward Flirting; Pining; First Time; Sex pollen; Exhibitionism; Fake/Pretend Relationships
Booster/Beetle is one of my longest-lived OTPs. They have goofy senses of humor and care about each other deeply, even if they don't always get on. Ted has the worst fashion sense known to mankind and is kind of neurotic. Booster loves money and attention and may or may not have married a woman three times his age for her money.
For this, I'm not going to lie, I am incredibly easy to please. The two of them back in the JLI days dancing around each other and then finally having ridiculous sex! Years of pining, finally culminating in them getting together! A friends with benefits situation leading to something more romantic! Time travel shenanigans! Sex pollen causing angst and/or feelings resolution! Make up sex after one of their many fights! 'For whatever completely ridiculous reason, we must pretend to be a couple!'
I love 'oh no he's hot' moments, on both sides. I love terrible innuendo that may or may not fly over the other's head. I love Booster completely making shit up about the future. If you have a cheesy or cliche idea, I am into it.
Gladiator- Dami Im (Music Video)
Princess/White Warrior (Gladiator - Dani Im)
Kinks: Cunnilingus; Bathing/Washing; Body Worship; Sex after Fighting/Battle; Sex for Warmth; First Time; Experienced/Inexperienced
I love this music video. It's a fun song and the costumes are great and it's a neat little story. Now that the medallion has been made whole again, what happens now?
I'd be interested in first times- especially if the princess, locked in her prison, doesn't really know what to do, and so the Warrior has to show her. Or, conversely, the princess knowing exactly what to do, because being locked in a room for so long means that she's had plenty of time to explore while the Warrior has been learning how to fight.
I love the gentle intimacy of bathing together or washing each other. If they're still fighting, because just rejoining the medallion wasn't enough, does the princess learn how to fight, leading to sexually charged lessons? Does the rush after a battle lead to sex? While they travel to...wherever, does it get cold, leading to them sharing a bedroll/blanket and then having sex? After all, a warrior can't be losing her fingers to frostbite, and the crotch is one of the warmest places to put your hands.
Seeing as how the Princess and the Warrior are both played by Dami Im, if you want to make something of them looking alike, I am all for it, so long as it doesn't edge into incest territory. Narcissism, weird fate magic, etc, all good though.
If you want to add a layer of fealty/loyalty to the mix, I would be 100% down with that.
(link to watch it here)